Beer Barbarian
September 30th, 2007 by 
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Handcuffed kids steal U.S. border agent car
September 30th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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MONTERREY, Mexico (Reuters) - Three Mexican minors detained in California on suspicion of smuggling drugs stole a U.S. Border Patrol car while still wearing handcuffs and drove it back across the border to Mexico. Police in the Mexican border city of Mexicali said on Tuesday the three boys had been driving a pick-up truck on a remote Californian highway when a Border Patrol agent stopped them. Suspicious they were carrying marijuana, he handcuffed them and put them in his patrol car while he searched their truck. “As the agent was doing his search, he left the vehicle running and the keys in the ignition, so one of the lads, still wearing handcuffs, grabbed the steering wheel and they headed back to Mexico,” a police spokesman said. The Border Patrol, which plays cat and mouse around the clock with illegal Mexican migrants and drug traffickers, confirmed the vehicle was stolen in southern California on Sunday and driven over the border near Mexicali. Mexican police used a helicopter to locate the patrol vehicle in a remote agricultural area near the border. – Wow…those kids should be hired by Hundini. border city border patrol agent handcuffed Home mexicali mexican border mexican migrants mexican police mexico News patrol vehicle reuters smuggling drugs |
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Rose Colored Glasses
September 15th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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I wish it was as easy as we thought. bush administration Humor Political rosy colored glasses |
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One Horse Powered Car
September 12th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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Bank Robber Uses Own Check In Robbery
September 12th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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ENGLEWOOD, Colo. - A man robbing a bank demanded the money by writing a note on one of his own checks, authorities say. Not surprisingly, he was caught soon afterward. Forest Kelly Bissonnette, 27, apparently tried to cover his name on the check, then handed the note to a teller Sept. 5 at the Bank of the West in Englewood, according to authorities. “We could still make it out even though he blacked it out,” FBI agent Rene VonderHaar said. Nearly $5,000 was taken. Surveillance video showed a suspect similar to Bissonnette’s description, and a tipster said a man named Forest Kelly claimed he got $5,000 in a bank robbery, according to a federal complaint. Bissonnette remained in federal custody Tuesday after turning himself in Friday. A public defender was to be appointed for Bissonnette, who doesn’t have a listed phone number. – Gee wiz…might have as well gave them your ID card. bank robber bank robbery dumb criminals Humor Social yahoo news |
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Amazon Mechanical Turk Used To Help Find Adventurer Steve Fossett
September 9th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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I got this email from Amazon:
I have to hand it for Amazon…they are using an awesome technology to help find Steve Fossett. Now if only we can adapt this technology to help identify illegal aliens at the border. amazon illegal alien illegal aliens illegal immigraiton illegal immigrant illegal immigrants illegal immigration mechanical turk News rescue efforts satellite imagery search and rescue Social steve fossett Tech volunteers |
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Britney Spears Durr
September 7th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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The Dynamic Drunken Duo
September 7th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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MARSHFIELD, Wis. - How do you become a celebrity? How about being charged with drunken driving while you and a friend are trying to drive the same pickup truck home. It worked for two men, Harvey Miller, 43, and Edwin Marzinske, 55. “Pretty much everywhere we go it’s people coming up, ‘Hey, can we get our pictures with you? Can we get your autograph?’” he said Wednesday. “We never expected this to escalate.” The news also got twisted somewhat, the men said, blaming it in part on a Colby-Abbotsford police report said Miller had no legs. He has his legs but a logging accident left him paralyzed from the waist down. A message left for the police department wasn’t immediately returned Thursday. Both were cited for drunken driving and driving while revoked. They’re planning to defend themselves in court with an argument that neither had control, so neither was driving. Miller blew a 0.16 percent blood alcohol reading on the breath test and Marzinske was at 0.09 percent, the police report said. The legal limit is .08 percent. Miller said he takes drunken driving seriously, “but we were doing things as safe as possible.” Police clocked them going 35 mph in a 55 zone. Marzinske acknowledged the arrest was embarrasing. “I asked my daughter right out, ‘Are you embarrassed about this?’” he said. “She says, ‘A little bit Dad, but it sure is funny.’ So we just have fun with it. There isn’t much else you can do.” – I have to say these guys are pretty inventive. blood alcohol breath test Humor paraplegic police report |
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A Speech By Our President To Cheerleaders
September 5th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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Have A Robot You Control Be In The Office For You
September 5th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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September 01, 2007 Programmer Ivan Bowman spends his days at iAnywhere Solutions Inc. in much the same way his colleagues do. He writes code, exchanges notes in other developers’ offices, attends meetings and, on occasion, hangs out in the kitchen or lounge over coffee and snacks. About the only thing he can’t do is drink the coffee or eat the snacks — or touch anything, for that matter. It’s not that Bowman doesn’t have hands or a mouth; they’re just in Halifax, along with the rest of his body. In fact, it’s not really Bowman in the Waterloo office at all. It’s IvanAnywhere, a robot Bowman uses to interact with his colleagues in Waterloo from his home office 1,350 kilometres away. “Robot” is a bit of a stretch, actually. IvanAnywhere is basically a coat rack on wheels with attached speakers, camera and touch-screen computer. The computer screen displays a live shot of Bowman’s face from his living room in Nova Scotia. But in the three months since IvanAnywhere first went online, he has become such a normal part of the third floor at iAnywhere that co-workers barely even notice they’re talking to a machine rather than to Bowman’s human form. “We are all so used to Ivan, they don’t even give it a second thought,” says Glenn Paulley, Bowman’s boss and the originator of the IvanAnywhere idea. When Bowman has a question for a colleague, he doesn’t pick up the phone; he uses his joystick to drive his doppelganger to the team member’s office. If Paulley needs Bowman’s time on a software issue, he calls IvanAnywhere to his office, just as he would with any other employee. Bowman uses IvanAnywhere to take part in meetings, even giving presentations with the help of a projector. Every once in a while, he’ll motor to the floor’s lounge area to look out the window and chat with passersby, much as he would if he were in Waterloo. Bowman has worked for the database software company since 1993. Five years ago, when his wife got a job in Halifax, his employers allowed him to follow her east and telecommute. While Bowman could type out code as well in Halifax as he could in Waterloo, he was missing out on the personal give-and-take essential to the flow of ideas. – This is awesome. Is this the wave of the future, being able to work from home while having this thing be your doppleganger? Business co workers doppelganger robot Tech therecord write software |
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