Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer At Store
August 30th, 2007 by 
Mr. Juice
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DE SOTO, Mo. - The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer. That’s the accusation after an incident in the early hours of August 18th at Fish’s Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance. Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn’t work. Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later. The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure. – A for effort, D for results. hula dance Humor indecent exposure naked man naked truth shoplifting Social |
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