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    Working Hard While Pushing Hard

    August 30th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
    Hello Stupid!

    Working Hard While Pushing Hard

    Working Hard While Pushing Hard

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    Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer At Store

    August 30th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Hula Girl - Naked man does hula, steals beer at storeNaked man does hula, steals beer at store - Yahoo! News
    Thu Aug 30, 6:24 AM ET

    DE SOTO, Mo. - The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer.

    That’s the accusation after an incident in the early hours of August 18th at Fish’s Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.

    Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn’t work.

    Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.

    The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.

    A for effort, D for results.

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    Sleepwalker Steps Out of 4th-Floor Window (Breaks Arm/Leg And Still Sleeps)

    August 30th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Sleep WalkerA German teenager accidentally climbed out of a fourth-floor window and fell 10 meters (30 feet), to the ground where he kept on sleeping, albeit with a broken arm and leg.

    A teenage sleepwalker stepped out of a fourth-story window of his apartment and fell 10 meters to the ground, where he continued to sleep and was found by police.

    The 17-year-old had just moved into a new flat in the eastern town of Demmin with his sister. He went walking on Sunday night and climbed out of the window after stepping on a cardboard box, police said.

    His sister said her brother often sleepwalked. The boy hadn’t taken drugs or drunk any alcohol.

    I guess he can sleep though anything.  If I was him I would lock the windows from the outside.

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    Windows Repair Truck

    August 29th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Windows Repair Truck

    Windows Repair Truck

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    Chewed up Vick cards sell for $7,400 on eBay (Chew Knew?)

    August 29th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Michael VickChewed up Vick cards sell for $7,400 - Yahoo! News
    By BRIAN CHARLTON, Associated Press Writer Wed Aug 29, 6:04 PM ET

    KANSAS CITY, Mo. - They were the Michael Vick cards many animal lovers just had to get their paws on.

    The eBay auction for 22 Vick football cards, chewed up and slobbered on by two Missouri dogs, ended Wednesday as the winning bidder dished out $7,400 — with the money expected to be donated to the Humane Society.

    The success of that auction, with 31 different bidders, created a craze of more than 25 other postings this week offering torn up cards featuring the disgraced NFL superstar.

    But so far, the original post from Rochelle Steffen, of Cape Girardeau, Mo., has been the only auction to attract droves of bidders.

    Steffen gave Monte, her 6-year-old Weimaraner, and Roxie, her Great Dane puppy, every Vick card she owned to destroy. The cards worth $1 to $10 were crumpled, crimped, chewed, torn and generally in a sorry state. Some even had corners missing.

    “When I started this I only expected to get $100 for a local shelter,” Steffen told The Associated Press on Wednesday. “But it’s received so much attention. It’s for such a good cause that jumps every boundary.”

    Steffen, 31, said she has been overwhelmed with positive responses, including from people who say her auction inspired them to donate money to animal shelters.

    The Humane Society of the United States has seen a large spike in donations since Vick was indicted on federal dogfighting charges last month, said Ann Chynoweth, director of the society’s Animal Cruelty and Fighting Campaign.

    “Americans love football, but they love dogs even more,” she said.

    The backlash against Vick seemed to grow this week as he apologized after entering a guilty plea to a federal dogfighting charge in Richmond, Va. Sentencing is scheduled for Dec. 10.

    The gnawed cards were by far the most expensive Vick items on eBay, with well-preserved rookie cards, autographed jerseys and other collectibles selling for far less.

    “The thought of these cards selling for $7,000 underscores how much this situation with Michael Vick has really captivated Americans,” said Tracy Hackler, associated publisher of Beckett Media, the Dallas-based publisher of several card collecting magazines.

    Other ads on eBay offered cards chomped on by a pit bull puppy from Indianapolis named Diesel and a Cadillac, Mich., dog named Freak, among others. Another ad offered a jersey torn up by a yellow lab named Trixie from Harker Heights, Texas.

    Another posting offered the services of a Destin, Fla., dog named Peggy Sue, saying she will damage mint-condition Vick cards. The ad said proceeds would go to the Canine Rescue and Rehabilitation. The high bid was $188.27 Wednesday afternoon.

    While Vick was once considered by collectors as having some of the most-sought after memorabilia, the value of his autographs, cards and other collectibles have dramatically dipped, Hackler said. Even his 2001 SP Authentic rookie card, once valued at more than $1,000, is now being traded at $285 to $400, he said.

    The Atlanta Humane Society says some former Vick fans have sent jerseys, often accompanied by financial contributions. Other branches of the Humane Society have said they will take donated Vick items to resell on eBay.

    I wonder if Vick killed 8 people if this would had gone better for him…gee wiz.

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    See Thru Playing Cards: Never Win A Hand Of Poker Again

    August 29th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    See Thru Playing Cards

    See Thru Playing Cards: Never Win A Hand Of Poker Again

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    Becareful Where You Leave Your Hand

    August 29th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Fake HandTeen loses prosthetic hand left on bike - Yahoo! News
    Tue Aug 28, 8:33 PM ET

    LONDON - Teenager Jack Baker had only planned to visit his girlfriend for 10 minutes. So he parked his motorcycle outside her home and left his prosthetic hand gripped to its handlebar.

    When he came back outside two hours later, the hand was gone, apparently taken by a thief or a prankster who found it more interesting to make off with than the bike.

    “I came out and found the hand was gone. I thought it was my girlfriend’s parents messing about, but they said it wasn’t them,” said Baker, 19.

    “I went for a look around, but I couldn’t see my hand anywhere. There were no kids about and no one to ask if they had seen it. I ended up jumping on my bike and going home.”

    The hand disappeared last week in Bristol, the city in southwestern England where Baker lost his right arm in a head-on crash with a bus in May.

    The prosthetic hand allowed him to ride his new, specially-adapted motorbike, and Baker said he may not be able to afford the 450 pounds (US$903, euro662) it will cost to replace it.

    Why would you leave you hand on a bike?  Something that important I would think you would need with your girlfriend…

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    The Daily Gut, My Favorite Show

    August 28th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

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    Hunters: Peta Sucks

    August 27th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Peta Sucks Hunters With Alot Of Dead Rabbits

    Hunters: Peta Sucks

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    God Works In Mysterious Ways

    August 27th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Electrical WiresMichael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting South Carolina’s electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. Whilst sitting on a metal toilet in his cell and attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.

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