The Daily Gut
Recently, Standing before a crowded church, Barack Obama revealed the cause of violence in our country. He said, “There’s a reason they go out and shoot each other, because they don’t love themselves. And the reason they don’t love themselves is because we are not loving them enough.”

So, okay - the reason people are shooting shopkeepers and cops is BECAUSE WE ARE NOT LOVING THEM ENOUGH.

Truthfully, I would love to follow Obama’s advice. IT’S JUST SO HARD TO HUG SOMEONE WHEN THEY’VE GOT A GUN IN YOUR FACE.

It’s amazing that some people still think low self esteem causes crime. The fact is, research shows that criminals have higher levels of self-esteem than anyone on the planet, including Star Jones.

The only thing worse than a real criminal is a pseudo-intellectual who refuses to understand the nature of evil. It’s the disease of modern society - a fear of judgment stemming from the conviction that moral relativism means no one should ever be convicted.

I guess by extension, that means that all sociopaths can be cured by “love.” Do you think we can get Musharaff to find Osama and give him a hug? Then maybe we can lay off of this whole “war on terror” thing. Maybe we can buy Ahmadinejad a warm puppy and he’ll reconsider obliterating Israel.
If only Hitler had gotten that fire engine for Christmas.

I wonder if Obama’s compassion extends to all by criminals? How about a neo-Nazi? A Klansman? Hey Obama, why not send David Duke a candygram?

Obama might be the first conceptual politician in history - offering a national platform based on statements coming off a coffee mug. One probably filled with chai tea.

That’s my gut feeling.

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