Drunk takes a free bike ride on car roof | Oddly Enough | Reuters
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Police officers in the Dutch city of Alkmaar were surprised to see a car passing by with a man sitting on a bicycle on its roof.

The driver and his wife, when stopped by the police, said they heard a noise while waiting at a traffic light, but did not realize they were taking on an extra passenger.

The 26 year-old man who took the free ride was fined for public drunkenness, not carrying an identity card and providing a false identity to the police.

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I don’t know about you but when I’m drunk I can’t drive a car straight let alone balance a bike on the top of a moving car.