It is a time of civil war,
and renegade paragraphs
floating through space.There’s cool space battles,
and the bad guy is the good
guy’s dad, but you don’t find
that out ’till the next episode.

And the hot chick is really
the sister of the good guy,
but they don’t know it, and
they kiss. Which is kind of
messed up. I mean what if
they had done it instead of
just kissed?

Angelina Jolie kissed her
brother. Yeah she did it. You
know it, I know it and her
dad knows it. That’s why
they hardly ever talk
anymore. You can run away
to Africa but you can’t run
away from the truth.

Oh, by the way, here’s a tip
for you; when this is over, go
out and rent the movie
“Gia.” She’s way naked in it,
and makes out with another
chick and everything. It’s
awesome. I stumbled across
it late night on HBO after I
just got back from hockey,
and I almost fainted. But I
digress…

Princess Leia was coming
back from buying space
groceries when this
happened…