Cannonical Murphy’s Laws of Combat
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iRobot Arms Bomb-Inspector ‘Bots With Tasers (Taser, What About A Shotgun?)
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– I want these robots to have real guns. How are we going to get serious on terrorisms or crime if this thing has get to 5 feet from you to do anything to you. Might as well make it a RC car with an LED laser. bomb human operator irobot isaac asimov News popular science real guns remote controlled robot robots roomba vacuum science fiction author stun gun stun guns tasers Tech three laws of robotics |
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Taco Bell Drive Thru, Really
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Taco Bell Drive Thru, Really car crashes Humor taco bell drive thru white truck |
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Nude Customer a Hair-Raising Experience (A Little Off The Bottom, Please)
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Police say when Bean came out of a bathroom in his underwear, a female employee told him to get dressed and turned her back to him. When she looked back, she reported Bean was naked. Employees kicked him out, locked him outside and called police. — Information from: Eagle Tribune, http://www.eagletribune.com Source: Associated Press/AP Online Humor indecent exposure lewdness News oddities redorbit stripping naked |
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Illegal Campfire Sparked Tahoe Wildfire (”Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires”)
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SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, Calif. - Evacuated residents prepared to return to their burned-out streets as officials announced that an illegal campfire caused the inferno that destroyed more than 200 homes and charred 3,100 acres. A U.S. Forest Service investigation found that the fire south of Lake Tahoe was built in a campfire-restricted area, but said there was no evidence it was deliberately set to spark the devastating wildfire that has displaced about 3,500 people. Donna Deaton, an investigator for the U.S. Forest Service, said Friday the fire was built about a quarter-mile south of Seneca Pond, a popular recreation area south of Lake Tahoe. There were no suspects, she said. Residents did not seem surprised by the news. “Apparently kids hang out there,” said Donna Barker, a 21-year resident of Tahoe Keys who evacuated on Tuesday, although her home was spared. “I don’t think people think. It’s a sad reality.” Because of tinder-dry conditions due to a lack of snow over the winter, the U.S. Forest Service had banned all campfires, charcoal grills, smoking and fireworks throughout the Tahoe basin. The fire’s cause was announced after a second straight day of mild winds that allowed firefighters to surround the blaze. The fire was 80 percent contained by Friday evening, U.S. Forest Service incident commander Rich Hawkins said. “Firefighters came in this morning and felt even more comfortable about the approaching containment of this fire,” he said. “I’m feeling pretty good about it.” campfire firefighters forest service chief lake tahoe News redorbit tahoe basin tahoe keys wildfire |
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Slow Down The Cop Hides Behind This Sign
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Slow Down The Cop Hides Behind This Sign Humor police car speed traps |
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Crotch TV
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Yes, that’s right. No longer is the giant brass Texas-shaped clasp the pinnacle of belt-closure fashion. Now we have the EgoKast—a belt-mounted video player that displays music clips, slideshows of photographs or ripped DVDs on a 3.5-inch screen mounted right above your crotch. The wearer of the EgoKast (“Disclaimer: This gets more attention than some people can handle,” warns the device’s Web site) can load video, music and photographs via the built-in SD-card slot. If you’re feeling a bit more modest, unclip it and use it as a standard portable music and video player. I personally can’t imagine someone walking down the street with a color LCD screen on their belt buckle broadcasting highlights from the recent family vacation to SeaWorld. But rocking a waist-mounted 50 Cent video in the club? That just might work. —Carla Thomas – Something to buy for your friend that can’t figure out what kind of buckle to wear. belt buckle color lcd screen music clips photographs popular science portable music ripped dvds Tech video player walking down the street |
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Just Taking Home The Groceries
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U.S. Detains Farmed Seafood From China (Why Do We Import Food From China?)
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WASHINGTON - Farmed seafood has now joined tires, toothpaste and toy trains on the list of tainted and defective products from China that could be hazardous to a person’s health. Federal health officials said Thursday they were detaining three types of Chinese fish - catfish, basa and dace - as well as shrimp and eel after repeated testing turned up contamination with drugs unapproved in the United States for use in farmed seafood. The officials said there have been no reports of illnesses nor do the products pose any immediate health risk. They stopped short of ordering a ban on the fresh and frozen seafood. The Food and Drug Administration announcement was the latest in an expanding series of problems with imported Chinese products that seemingly permeate U.S. society. Beyond the fish, federal regulators have recently warned consumers about lead paint in toy trains, defective tires, and toothpaste made with diethylene glycol, a toxic ingredient more commonly found in antifreeze. All the products were imported from China. China, meanwhile, insisted Thursday that the safety of its products was “guaranteed,” making a rare direct comment on spreading international fears over tainted and adulterated exports. FDA officials said the level of the drugs in the seafood was low. The FDA isn’t asking stores or consumers to toss any of the suspect seafood. “In order to get cancer in lab animals you have to feed fairly high levels of the drug over a long term,” said Dr. David Acheson, the FDA’s assistant commissioner for food protection. “We’re talking not days, weeks, not even months but years. At these levels you might not reach that level, but we don’t want to take a chance.” He added, “We don’t want to be alarmist here. … It’s a low likelihood.” chinese food poisoning News Political poor food standards |
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Digital Camera: $600.00; Boys Underear: $4.00…
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Digital Camera: $600.00 Boys Underear: $4.00 Not telling your cousing his mask has a skid mark: Priceless Humor skid mark underwear |
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