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    Cannonical Murphy’s Laws of Combat

    June 30th, 2007 by Mr. Juice
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    Cannonical Murphy’s Laws of Combat

    1. Friendly fire - isn’t.
    2. Recoilless rifles - aren’t.
    3. Suppressive fires - won’t.
    4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
    5. A sucking chest wound is Nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
    6. If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.
    7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
    8. If at first you don’t succeed, call in an air strike.
    9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.
    10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

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    iRobot Arms Bomb-Inspector ‘Bots With Tasers (Taser, What About A Shotgun?)

    June 30th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    iRobot - iRobot Arms Bomb-Inspector 'Bots With TasersPopular Science Blog - iRobot Arms Bomb-Inspector ‘Bots With Tasers
    One law down, two to go? iRobot, manufacturer of the Roomba vacuum, has teamed up with Taser to arm its Packbot robots with stun guns. But it’s hard to say whether this is actually a violation of the first of science fiction author Isaac Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics: “A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.” Clearly, arming a robot with a stun gun is the first step towards breaking that rule. But the Packbots, currently used as bomb inspectors in Iraq, are remote-controlled. If there’s a human operator standing at a distance with his finger on the Taser trigger, is it really the robot that’s doing the harm? Yeah, probably. But please discuss.—Gregory Mone

    I want these robots to have real guns.  How are we going to get serious on terrorisms or crime if this thing has get to 5 feet from you to do anything to you.  Might as well make it a RC car with an LED laser.

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    Taco Bell Drive Thru, Really

    June 30th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Taco Bell Drive Thru, Really

    Taco Bell Drive Thru, Really

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    Nude Customer a Hair-Raising Experience (A Little Off The Bottom, Please)

    June 30th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Nude Customer a Hair-Raising Experience (A Little Off The Bottom, Please)Nude Customer a Hair-Raising Experience - Oddities - RedOrbit
    SALEM, N.H. - The stylists wear scanty outfits, but a Salem man has found out that customers have to stay covered up. Kevin Bean, 48, was charged with indecent exposure and lewdness after allegedly stripping naked in the Lather & Lace hair salon in Salem this week.

    Police say when Bean came out of a bathroom in his underwear, a female employee told him to get dressed and turned her back to him. When she looked back, she reported Bean was naked. Employees kicked him out, locked him outside and called police.

    Information from: Eagle Tribune, http://www.eagletribune.com

    Source: Associated Press/AP Online

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    Illegal Campfire Sparked Tahoe Wildfire (”Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires”)

    June 30th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Illegal Campfire Sparked Tahoe Wildfire (How Do You Say, Illegal Campfire Sparked Tahoe Wildfire - Science - RedOrbit
    By LAURA KURTZMAN

    SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, Calif. - Evacuated residents prepared to return to their burned-out streets as officials announced that an illegal campfire caused the inferno that destroyed more than 200 homes and charred 3,100 acres.

    A U.S. Forest Service investigation found that the fire south of Lake Tahoe was built in a campfire-restricted area, but said there was no evidence it was deliberately set to spark the devastating wildfire that has displaced about 3,500 people.

    Donna Deaton, an investigator for the U.S. Forest Service, said Friday the fire was built about a quarter-mile south of Seneca Pond, a popular recreation area south of Lake Tahoe. There were no suspects, she said.

    Residents did not seem surprised by the news.

    “Apparently kids hang out there,” said Donna Barker, a 21-year resident of Tahoe Keys who evacuated on Tuesday, although her home was spared. “I don’t think people think. It’s a sad reality.”

    Because of tinder-dry conditions due to a lack of snow over the winter, the U.S. Forest Service had banned all campfires, charcoal grills, smoking and fireworks throughout the Tahoe basin.

    The fire’s cause was announced after a second straight day of mild winds that allowed firefighters to surround the blaze. The fire was 80 percent contained by Friday evening, U.S. Forest Service incident commander Rich Hawkins said.

    “Firefighters came in this morning and felt even more comfortable about the approaching containment of this fire,” he said. “I’m feeling pretty good about it.”

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    Slow Down The Cop Hides Behind This Sign

    June 29th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Slow Down The Cop Hides Behind This Sign

    Slow Down The Cop Hides Behind This Sign

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    Crotch TV

    June 29th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Popular Science Blog
    You’re walking down the street, and you know something isn’t right. People keep giving you that look. Is your fly unzipped? Hilarious “Kick me” sign taped to your back? Perhaps people are just staring at your brand-new video belt buckle.

    Yes, that’s right. No longer is the giant brass Texas-shaped clasp the pinnacle of belt-closure fashion. Now we have the EgoKast—a belt-mounted video player that displays music clips, slideshows of photographs or ripped DVDs on a 3.5-inch screen mounted right above your crotch. The wearer of the EgoKast (“Disclaimer: This gets more attention than some people can handle,” warns the device’s Web site) can load video, music and photographs via the built-in SD-card slot. If you’re feeling a bit more modest, unclip it and use it as a standard portable music and video player.

    I personally can’t imagine someone walking down the street with a color LCD screen on their belt buckle broadcasting highlights from the recent family vacation to SeaWorld. But rocking a waist-mounted 50 Cent video in the club? That just might work. —Carla Thomas

    Something to buy for your friend that can’t figure out what kind of buckle to wear.

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    Just Taking Home The Groceries

    June 29th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Motocycle Groceries - Just Taking Home The Groceries

    Just Taking Home The Groceries

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    U.S. Detains Farmed Seafood From China (Why Do We Import Food From China?)

    June 29th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Chinese Food - U.S. Detains Farmed Seafood From China (Why Do We Import Food From China?)U.S. Detains Farmed Seafood From China - Health - RedOrbit
    By ANDREW BRIDGES

    WASHINGTON - Farmed seafood has now joined tires, toothpaste and toy trains on the list of tainted and defective products from China that could be hazardous to a person’s health.

    Federal health officials said Thursday they were detaining three types of Chinese fish - catfish, basa and dace - as well as shrimp and eel after repeated testing turned up contamination with drugs unapproved in the United States for use in farmed seafood.

    The officials said there have been no reports of illnesses nor do the products pose any immediate health risk. They stopped short of ordering a ban on the fresh and frozen seafood.

    The Food and Drug Administration announcement was the latest in an expanding series of problems with imported Chinese products that seemingly permeate U.S. society.

    Beyond the fish, federal regulators have recently warned consumers about lead paint in toy trains, defective tires, and toothpaste made with diethylene glycol, a toxic ingredient more commonly found in antifreeze. All the products were imported from China.

    China, meanwhile, insisted Thursday that the safety of its products was “guaranteed,” making a rare direct comment on spreading international fears over tainted and adulterated exports.

    FDA officials said the level of the drugs in the seafood was low. The FDA isn’t asking stores or consumers to toss any of the suspect seafood.

    “In order to get cancer in lab animals you have to feed fairly high levels of the drug over a long term,” said Dr. David Acheson, the FDA’s assistant commissioner for food protection. “We’re talking not days, weeks, not even months but years. At these levels you might not reach that level, but we don’t want to take a chance.”

    He added, “We don’t want to be alarmist here. … It’s a low likelihood.”

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    Digital Camera: $600.00; Boys Underear: $4.00…

    June 29th, 2007 by Mr. Juice

    Digital Camera: $600.00

    Boys Underear: $4.00

    Not telling your cousing his mask has a skid mark: Priceless

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